Jumping the Deadpool bandwagon

I grew up reading my brother’s “illegal” stash of Marvel comics under his bed.  No, it’s not one of those porn versions comics, rather, back then, those comics were considered contraband inside my grandmum’s house. Thus the term “illegal”. Nonetheless, it didnt stopped my brother and I from collecting them. So Cable, Spiderman, X-men and others were a household name for me. We also loved watching those animated Marvel shows, especially the X-men and Spider man. During those times, we would hold our pee, farts and other shits until the commercial break. It was sacred time. No one dared to interrupt.

My brothers also taught me the killer combos for Marvel VS Capcom arcade. I remember being stuck with them for an hour, inhaling the cigarette smoke-body odor air concoction that filled the atmosphere of the arcade. I remember, my older brother’s fave team was Gambit and Wolverine, or Wolverine and Jin. People would raeg quit once my bro fires up his favorite moves that consists of Gambit’s Royal Flush, or Cajun Explosion while Wolverine finishes up the remainder of the hp bar. I followed their footsteps few years and started smashing buttons in arcades, ( my fave team was Morrigan and Jin) but due to perverts hovering around too much and my allergic rhinitis escalating, I quit.

I almost forgot those memorable Marvel-ous days up till recently. It wasnt because of the Avengers movie that caused the reminiscent. It was the spam of Deadpool images on my tumblr.

At first I thought it was a Spider-man rip-off, but I was dead wrong. This guy has the best humor and philosophy ever.

LOL

I’ve been familiar with the guy but I never knew the real deal behind him. So now’s my chance, and hopefully, these pics grabbed from Google search (therefore, they’re property of other people and of course, Marvel) pull you into his fandom.

A Randum Update: Of Weaboones, Protoss and LoLz

The past week had been a total roller coaster with all the random shittery and lulz rushing through. Ranging from being posted in 4chan by some racist hater fueled by a failed attempt on trolling me (basically called me a weaboo,  ugly ass bitch <I dont really mind since if this person’s standard of weabooness and beauty grades me as a epic Fail, Mexican <derp, Im not saying being called a mexican is offending, but its funny how this person labeled me as one just because of my last name and “doesnt know how to smile”), classes and all its glorious  brain decimating enlightenment to the life changing offer I’m facing right now.

But I guess the most significant highlight for the past week is *insert drumroll please*

Fucking Old School STARCRAFT! Not StarCraft II, STARCRAFT I!!!!!!

Yessiree! StarCraft! What most PC gamers call the “National Sport of South Koreans”! Not to mention, UC Berkeley even offers a STARCRAFT CLASS!

I’ve been into RTS for sometime now,  but after my old PC crashed*motherboardfried* on me, I stopped playing (duh, no PC to play with). So the concept of building, mining and spawning are old shits to me. However, call me a noob or something, but I suffered 5 losses out of 6 games I played on the first day. At first, I tried to reason out how I wasnt familiar with the build order and stuff, but fuck, 5 losses in a row means something is serious wrong with me. Its either I get crushed within 5 minutes or get last for 10 minutes before I watch my base burn into ashes.

mfw at 5 losses, 1 win

Second day came in and I’m getting a little better. I did some missions/tutorials and did fairly well with them. Then I asked a friend about how to devise a good strategy for playing while at the same time, doing some good build research. Feeling confident, played the game as Protoss race and was actually able to bring a base down. Lasted for a good half an hour before my  protoss base was purged by a nuclear attack ( terran) followed by 2 carriers(protoss). I was so close into winning too! I manged to clean out the Red Terran base and the Purple Terrans who were moving into the Red. But fucking carriers! Ripped my photon cannons, decimated my Dragoons, while massacring my Zealots and probes. I couldnt bear to watch the familiar ending.

Cant bear to watch as history repeat itself

Maybe because I didnt follow the guide when it said BUILD 6 FUCKING CARRIERS and spam fucking DRAGOONS, not fucking ZEALOTs. I only had 2 carriers built and decided it was a good number when it was able to crush the terran base. But I quickly realize that it’s no match for a fellow Protoss army when it was quickly brought down to bits. Before I could even spawn enough replacements, my base was swarmed with the “flies” and history has began to haunt me once moar.

Challenge Accepted, BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!

So lesson learned, new day’s coming through. Hopefully a day to redeem my long string of failures. I promise to get back on Gears of War when I win at least one skirmish! I swear!

On a different side note, I’ve been wanting to buy a Unit 02 and at least 2 Eva Series kits. I dont know why -3-