OMG DEM ALIENS!

Been out of commission because of Mass Effect 1 and 2 and fan girling over the sexiness that is Garrus and Thane. They’re not typical your sexy doods you’ll immediately swoon over, it’ll prolly take a little more time before their manliness settles in your mind.

Thane’s Romance Path

– dat sexy, pained voice….. CALL ME SIHA MOOOOAAAARRRR~

Garrus’ Romance Path

-dat awkwardly shy hot birdy….(yes, he’s a bird-ish alien)

I first played Mass Effect 2 and immediately fell in love with it. Gameplay is super easy yet at the same time, challenging. Everytime I fail a mission or die during combat, it makes me rethink my strategy and keep trying. I wasnt like this before though. I used to play Half Life and FEAR Perseus Mandate on PC, and after failing the missions repeatedly, I would lolraeg quit and it’ll take some time before I pick it up again or if I find a cheat code for it. Though I only really cheated on the part where you have to run from 2 helicopters while being besieged by zombies and the last part on Half life 2 Episode 2

^ this mission. I sux at driving the car, so I had to do everything on foot. I was having a hard time attaching the bomb then shooting it. I really lol raeged at this scene.

I eventually finished these games, though, cheated and without cheating. Currently finishing Mass Effect then will replay Mass Effect 2 on hard mode, then probably continue Dead Space 1. I was got chickened with Dead Space, I must admit. Despite being a fan of guro and shit like that, the surprise factor and the fact I play at night got into my nerves. I gave up on Gundam Dynasty Wars too because of too much hack and slash and little story line. I’m a story-action person, so I guess, despite it being a Gundam-verse game, it didnt pull through.

OMAKE!

Sex Advice from a Salarian Doctor about Alien-Human Sex!

And to those who are into Spy/Lesbian thing…

…remember… WATCH FOR BUGS